Sez he, "Of course, this is because the 'Flagger' in question at best does not want to reveal his identity..."
Not true. A lot of people know his identity. This is Simpson's oft-displayed three-year-old mentality ... if he doesn't know about it, nobody does. LOL!!!
He notes, "However, he is wearing a jacket with the logo of 'The North Face.' Oops."
Well, boy, that really narrows it down, don't it?
So then he sez, "... come to think of it, there are no pictures of the Pensacola Flagger actually flagging, either … just pictures of her walker..."
Here's a pic. No, I didn't get the name of the hunk who helped old folks down the sidewalk. Yes, if he's there next time, you BET I'll remember to ask!
Do you suppose Simpson and the navel-gazing academic "civil war blogging" circle will ever catch on that we don't care what they think of us?